So I just came across this fighting game. Not your usual one with semi-naked women and violent men, but a cute game with cartoon animals. You might have seen some images of this and assumed like I did that it would be fine for kids to play. That it might have some good morals to teach, and be a great way to turn a child away from those other well known titles that are just about hurting each other.

Well. I was in for a shock. This game was more depraved and corrupting than anything else I’ve ever seen! The moment you look beyond the surface you realise what horrible agendas are being pushed! Don’t fall for it, TFH is the work of the devil!

Let’s begin with the characters. And the most startling example.

Oleander the unicorn. Unlike the good unicorns that died when the world was flooded, this one is dark and evil. It’s not even hidden. It’s actually her story that she is a unicorn who made a deal with a demon who now has control over her! And she wants to prove how powerful she is and how great demons are to her white unicorn friends! It’s layed on so thick that this equine has given into temptation, but somehow they are shown as one of the good characters? The insanity doesn’t stop there.

Paprika the Llama. This probably mentall handicapped fluffy thing is quite friendly. All about hugs and being nice. Except, she takes this to the level of kissing others. She will grab others and kiss them on the lips against their will. You can even see it on their faces that they dont like it. And to add to that, these kisses are actually referred to as “attacks” in the game itself. This character is comitting sexual assault. But I’m not done yet! Every character in this game is female. They created this character knowing that you could only kiss other women. There you have it, the reason why such a disgusting character is pushed as “good” is because they are trying to push their gay agenda onto kids. I just never thought I’d see such an unsubtle example.

Tienshinhan the serpant. This hellfire demon isn’t a dragon. The game emphasises this. She is a *serpent*. Literally a daughter of Satan. In fights with her there are sometimes apples on the stage. The characters can eat these apples. This is a direct reference to the story of Eve eating the apple in the garden of Eden. They try to hide this by claiming she’s some Japanese type creature, but the similarities to Lucifer are undeniable.

Pom the Lamb. Another biblical reference, this time to Jesus himself. Pom is the shephard and the lamb, literally, just as Jesus was called. She herds dogs isntead of being herded by them, which might seem like an innocent joke by reversing things, but it paints a clear image of the creator’s thoughts on Christians. Order taking, violent dogs. Pom is an evil character that acts innocent. A wolf in sheeps clothing, excuse the pun. She will even use her dogs as weapons, whipping them around at her enemies. This character is pure baasphemy, and an insult to believers of the truth.

Velvet the reindeer. This uncomfortably sexual deer is a cheeky reference to Santa Claus. She even has little helper elves too. She’s not an attack on Christianity, but rather, on Christmas, our holiday. When you can cringe past her dialogue which is meant to sound like she just finished bedding the opponent, she’s doing her best to tell you that Christmas is about presents and jingle bells. We are used to this by now I know, having Christ taken out of Christmas. So I’d say she’s not the worst offender. If it weren’t for her excessive lewd poses when she attacks.

Finally, Arizona the cow. This cow is a southern american good gal. Honestly I was confused by how decent she seemed. I couldn’t find anything to complain about here. But then, that’s because I never knew there were special scenes that appear if you beat the game. When you beat arcade mode with Arizona you get a little storybook of what she does. She rounds up all the guns from the carnivores (The enemies in the game. Yes it’s anti-meat too.) and breaks them. Declaring the world safe with all guns destroyed. Now I saw Bambi, I know guns are gonna be seen as evil by animals that are hunted, there’s context there. But this scene was nothing like that. It was about a self-righteous farm animal destroying guns. And the fact she is southern American, makes it clear she was made to target a specific group of children. And tell them to go find their parents guns and break them.

I started with the most obviously bad, and ended with the more hiddenly bad. But there is nothing in this game that is wholesom or healthy. Don’t let your kids play this game. It’ll turn them into demon worshipping, lesbian, vegitarian, gun haters. This game is an attack on America. Warn others, and get this game off the shelves! If you see this game in any stores, I ask you to take it off the shelf and slide it underneath. Hide it. Protect the children! I will personally be buying all the discs I find in my area to burn them.